Steal a Brainrot Brainrot Gods — All 95 Listed
Brainrots 95
Income range $19K–$320K/s
Cost range $6.5M–$77M
Median payback 3.3m
Marked obtainable 53 of 95
This is the working tier for most mid-game bases. Brainrot Gods spawn often enough that you can plan around them, cost little enough that losing one to a thief is annoying rather than ruinous, and several of them are rebirth requirements — check that list before you sell anything from this table.
Because payback time is nearly flat across the game's economy, upgrading inside this tier is mostly about slot pressure: your base has a fixed number of slots, so every Brainrot God you buy has to displace something. The practical rule is to fill slots with the highest income you can defend, then let traits and mutations do the multiplying rather than chasing the next rarity up.
Wiki data pulled:
| Brainrot | Income | Cost | Payback | How to get |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pretzo Robo | $320K/s | $77M | 4.0m | Cyber Craft Machine |
| Tenini Ballini | $320K/s | $77M | 4.0m | DLC |
| Robo Grafito | $318K/s | $76M | 4.0m | Backrooms Event |
| Tortuginni Sandcastlini | $318K/s | $76M | 4.0m | Octo Lucky Block |
| Flippo Marino | $316K/s | $75.5M | 4.0m | Summer Fuse |
| Beavo Potto | $315K/s | $75M | 4.0m | Bee Lucky Block |
| Dumborino Miracello | $315K/s | $75M | 4.0m | Unobtainable (Divine Fuse Machine |
| Eggdin Egg Egg Dun | $310K/s | $72.5M | 3.9m | Unobtainable (Egg Lucky Block |
| Clovkur Kurkur | $305K/s | $70M | 3.8m | Unobtainable |
| Appelini | $300K/s | $69M | 3.8m | Red Carpet |
| Pop Pop Sahur | $295K/s | $65M | 3.7m | Brainrot God Lucky Block |
| Dolphini Jetskini | $295K/s | $64.5M | 3.7m | Unobtainable (2026 Fuse Machine |
| Pandanini Frostini | $294K/s | $64M | 3.6m | Unobtainable (Festive Lucky Block |
| Ginger Cisterna | $294K/s | $63.5M | 3.6m | Santa's Fuse |
| Tentacolo Tecnico | $293K/s | $62.5M | 3.6m | Fishing |
| Cocoa Assassino | $291K/s | $61M | 3.5m | — |
| Belula Beluga | $290K/s | $60M | 3.4m | Fishing |
| Krupuk Pagi Pagi | $290K/s | $60M | 3.4m | Aura Farm Boat |
| Skull Skull Skull | $290K/s | $60M | 3.4m | Unobtainable |
| Patteo | $288K/s | $57.5M | 3.3m | Unobtainable |
| Brasilini Berimbini | $285K/s | $55M | 3.2m | RNG Machine |
| Cappuccino Clownino | $285K/s | $48.5M | 2.8m | Unobtainable (Spooky Lucky Block |
| Luv Luv Luv | $283K/s | $48.3M | 2.8m | Heart Lucky Block |
| Anpali Babel | $280K/s | $48M | 2.9m | Unobtainable (Brainrot Trader and Craft Machine exclusive |
| Astrolero Cervalero | $280K/s | $48M | 2.9m | Divine Fuse |
| Lemonita Splashita | $280K/s | $48M | 2.9m | Summer Fuse |
| Noo La Polizia | $280K/s | $67M | 4.0m | Unobtainable (Brainrot Trader |
| Chrismasmamat | $278K/s | $47.8M | 2.9m | Festive Lucky Block |
| Cola Cat | $275K/s | $47.5M | 2.9m | Not obtainable yet (DLC |
| Mastodontico Telepiedone | $275K/s | $47.5M | 2.9m | Brainrot God Lucky Block |
| Boba Panda | $270K/s | $47M | 2.9m | Unobtainable (2026 Fuse Machine |
| Bunny Tralala | $270K/s | $47M | 2.9m | Unobtainable (Egg Lucky Block |
| Piccionetta Machina | $270K/s | $47M | 2.9m | Unobtainable (Brainrot Trader |
| Buho de Noelo | $268K/s | $46.7M | 2.9m | Unobtainable (Santa's Fuse |
| Frio Ninja | $265K/s | $46.5M | 2.9m | Unobtainable (Witch Fuse |
| Lumaca Malefica | $265K/s | $46.5M | 2.9m | Backrooms Event |
| Quackalena | $265K/s | $46.5M | 2.9m | RNG Machine |
| Granchiello Spiritell | $260K/s | $46M | 2.9m | Fishing Event activated in Admin Abuse |
| Los Tipi Tacos | $260K/s | $46M | 2.9m | Taco Lucky Block |
| Tootini Shrimpini | $260K/s | $46M | 2.9m | Unobtainable |
| Ginger Globo | $258K/s | $45.7M | 3.0m | Unobtainable (Santa's Fuse |
| Yeti Claus | $258K/s | $45.7M | 3.0m | Unobtainable (Santa's Fuse |
| Lazy Ducky | $255K/s | $45.5M | 3.0m | DLC |
| Trenotubo Axolotrico 9000 | $255K/s | $45.5M | 3.0m | Cyber Craft Machine |
| Corn Corn Corn Sahur | $250K/s | $45M | 3.0m | Piñata |
| Mummy Ambalabu | $250K/s | $45M | 3.0m | Unobtainable (Spooky Lucky Block |
| Snailenzo | $250K/s | $45M | 3.0m | Unobtainable (Witch Fuse |
| Squalanana | $250K/s | $45M | 3.0m | Fishing |
| Tartaruga Cisterna | $250K/s | $45M | 3.0m | Sammy's Base, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |
| Aquanaut | $245K/s | $45.5M | 3.1m | — |
| Cacasito Satalito | $240K/s | $45M | 3.1m | — |
| Orcalita Orcala | $240K/s | $45M | 3.1m | Fishing and RNG Machine |
| Crabbo Limonetta | $235K/s | $46M | 3.3m | Admin Lucky Block, Fishing |
| Los Orcalitos | $235K/s | $45M | 3.2m | Los Lucky Blocks, Fishing, Rituals |
| Tractoro Dinosauro | $230K/s | $42.5M | 3.1m | — |
| Bombardini Tortinii | $225K/s | $50M | 3.7m | Fat Sammy and RNG Machine |
| Brr es Teh Patipum | $225K/s | $40M | 3.0m | Unobtainable |
| Pakrahmatmatina | $225K/s | $40.5M | 3.0m | Pole Game and RNG Machine |
| Piccione Macchina | $225K/s | $40M | 3.0m | — |
| Ballerina Peppermintina | $215K/s | $37.5M | 2.9m | North Pole |
| Pakrahmatmamat | $215K/s | $37.5M | 2.9m | Red Carpet, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |
| Los Tungtungtungcitos | $210K/s | $37.5M | 3.0m | Los Lucky Blocks, Admin Abuse |
| Bulbito Bandito Traktorito | $205K/s | $35M | 2.8m | Brainrot God Lucky Block |
| Ballerino Lololo | $200K/s | $35M | 2.9m | — |
| Pineaplino | $200K/s | $35M | 2.9m | DLC |
| Las Capuchinas | $185K/s | $32.5M | 2.9m | Unobtainable |
| Sundrilla Sundae | $180K/s | $31M | 2.9m | Summer Fuse |
| Trippi Troppi Troppa Trippa | $175K/s | $30M | 2.9m | Red Carpet, Backrooms Event |
| Gattito Tacoto | $165K/s | $32.5M | 3.3m | Taco Tuesday Exclusive (Taco Lucky Block |
| Divino Platypio | $160K/s | $32M | 3.3m | Unobtainable (Divine Fuse |
| Los Chihuaninis | $160K/s | $35M | 3.6m | Los Taco Blocks |
| Capi Taco | $155K/s | $31M | 3.3m | Taco Tuesday |
| Jacko Jack Jack | $150K/s | $30M | 3.3m | Unobtainable (Witch Fuse |
| Trenostruzzo Turbo 3000 | $150K/s | $25M | 2.8m | Red Carpet |
| Urubini Flamenguini | $150K/s | $30M | 3.3m | Admin Abuse, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |
| Vampira Cappucina | $125K/s | $24.5M | 3.3m | Witching Hour Event |
| Orcalero Orcala | $100K/s | $25M | 4.2m | Brainrot God Lucky Block and from the Fishing Event |
| Tralalita Tralala | $100K/s | $20M | 3.3m | — |
| Tukanno Bananno | $100K/s | $22.5M | 3.8m | Unobtainable (Fuse Machine |
| Alessio | $85K/s | $17.5M | 3.4m | Admin Lucky Block |
| Odin Din Din Dun | $75K/s | $15M | 3.3m | Red Carpet, Backrooms Event |
| Statutino Libertino | $75K/s | $20M | 4.4m | Unobtainable (Replaced by Unclito Samito |
| Unclito Samito | $75K/s | $20M | 4.4m | Unobtainable (Exclusive from July 4th |
| Espresso Signora | $70K/s | $25M | 6.0m | Admin Abuse, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |
| Money Money Man | $65K/s | $17.5M | 4.5m | Unobtainable (Brainrot Dealer, Brainrot Trader |
| Tigroligre Frutonni | $60K/s | $15M | 4.2m | Brainrot God Lucky Block |
| Los Crocodillitos | $55K/s | $12.5M | 3.8m | Rituals |
| Matteo | $50K/s | $10M | 3.3m | Admin Abuse, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |
| Tralalero Tralala | $50K/s | $10M | 3.3m | Red Carpet |
| Chihuanini Taconini | $45K/s | $8.5M | 3.1m | Taco Lucky Block |
| Gattatino Neonino | $35K/s | $7.5M | 3.6m | Unobtainable (Replaced with Gattatino Nyanino |
| Gattatino Nyanino | $35K/s | $7.5M | 3.6m | Admin Abuse, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |
| Girafa Celestre | $20K/s | $7.5M | 6.3m | Red Carpet, Backrooms Event |
| Cocofanto Elefanto | $19K/s | $6.5M | 5.7m | Red Carpet, Backrooms Event |
| Brainrot God Lucky Block | — | $25M | — | Red Carpet, Robux Shop, Sammy's Base, Backrooms Event and RNG Machine |