Steal a Brainrot Rituals — All 11 Recipes

Read the income column before you start one. Several rituals produce a brainrot that earns less per second than the ones you burned — people do them for the index entry and the look, not the money. The ones with a positive figure are the only ones that pay for themselves.

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Las Vaquitas Saturnitas ritual

Spawns
Las Vaquitas Saturnitas
Requires
La Vacca Saturno Saturnita, x3
Event / weather
La Vacca Saturno Saturnita
Income change
-225K/s

To begin the ritual, 3 players need to hold a La Vacca Saturno Saturnita and stand in a triangle formation, with all La Vaccas facing the middle. After doing so, the La Vaccas will begin to spin faster and faster, until flying into the sky, activating the Meteor Shower weather, and spawning the Las Vaquitas Saturnitas, generating 750K/s.

Bombardiro Crocodilo ritual

Spawns
Los Crocodillitos
Requires
Bombardiro Crocodilo, x3
Event / weather
Bombardiro Crocodilo
Income change
+47.5K/s

To begin the ritual, 3 players need to hold a Bombardiro Crocodilo and stand in a line formation at the red carpet, not that far apart from each other. After doing so, the Bombardiro's will force the player to move with them, going straight and then flying away. When they fly away it will start the special Bombardiro Bombing weather, and spawn the Los Crocodillitos, generating 55K/s.

Los Orcalitos

Spawns
Los Orcalitos
Requires
Orcalero Orcala, x4 or x4 Orcalita Orcala
Event / weather
Water
Income change
-165k/s

To begin the ritual, 4 players need to steal or grab an Orcalero Orcala OR Orcalita Orcala, (which many people don't know works), and stand next to each other, with the orcas facing front in a line, one must be a little back to work. After doing so, the Orcaleros will start swimming, and the Ocean weather will begin and spawn the Los Orcalitos, generating 235K/s.

Matteo

Spawns
Los Matteos
Requires
Matteo, x3
Event / weather
Los Matteos
Income change
+$175K/s

3 players must stand on top of each other while holding a Matteo. After this is done, a tree will sprout from the location of the players holding the Matteo's, activating the Matteo's Hat weather and spawn the Los Matteos, generating 325K/s.

Sammyni Spyderini ritual

Spawns
Los Spyderinis
Requires
Sammyni Spyderini, x4
Event / weather
Sammyni Spyderini
Income change
-875k/s

4 players must go on the center of the map in a square formation without getting on the carpet while holding a Sammyni Spyderini. After this is done, those Spyderinis will jump down from the ground and a giant cobweb will appear on the map, activating the Sammyni Spyderini Invasion weather and spawn the Los Spyderinis, generating 425K/s.

Chicleteira Bicicleteira

Spawns
Los Chicleteiras
Requires
Chicleteira Bicicleteira, x2
Event / weather
Chicleteira Bicicleteira
Income change
0/s

Two players have to get close to the start of the Red Carpet holding a Chicleteira Bicicleteira, then go on each sides of the cave facing front. This will also trigger the Chicleteira Bicicleteira event, and spawn the Los Chicleteiras, generating 7M/s. A road comes out of the ground, there will be graffiti on the walls of the map, and Chicleteira Bicicleteira will spawn on the road. Some will be on the left sidewalk, others on the right sidewalk. This event also has a special way of being triggered. If triggered by an admin, it will NOT spawn the Los Chicleteiras . However, if triggered by the ritual it will.

Dul Dul Dul ritual

Spawns
Yess my Examen, orNoo my Examen
Requires
Dul Dul Dul, x4
Event / weather
Graduation Tie
Income change
-$925k/s (Yess my Examen) or +31M/s (Noo my Examen)

4 players need to hold Dul Dul Duls and form a square formation without touching the Red Carpet, then 3 Dul Dul Duls will despawn while 1 will make a speech talk. Once the Dul Dul Dul is done speaking, either Yess my Examen (95%) or Noo my Examen (5%) will spawn along with the school graduation event. Yess my Examen generating 575K/s and Noo my Examen 32.5M/s

Karkerkar Kurkur ritual

Spawns
Los Karkeritos
Requires
Karkerkar Kurkur, x4
Event / weather
None
Income change
-550K/s

4 players must form a cube with 4 Karkerkar Kurkur's, then a musical chairs game will initiate, after the game, the Secret Los Karkeritos will spawn (and head to the winner's base), generating 750K/s.

Guerriro Digitale Ritual

Spawns
1x1x1x1, orGuest 666, orJohn Doe
Requires
Guerriro Digitale, x4
Event / weather
None
Income change
-1.1m/s(1x1x1x1) +64.46M/s (Guest 666) +5.3M/s (John Doe)

This only works at 3 AM EST, as otherwise the area to do the ritual is not available. Or during Admin Abuse, as Sammy usually spawns it then. 4 players must grab a Guerriro Digitale and go in the tunnel dispensing brainrots.You must make a square around the container where brainrots are being made. It will either spawn 1x1x1x1 or John Doe or even SUPER rarely, Guest 666.

Mi Gatito Ritual

Spawns
Los Mi Gatitos
Requires
2x
Event / weather
Ay Mi Gatito
Income change
0/s

Two players need to face each other with the Mi Gatito brainrot to make them “hug”, which would play the “:3” event and spawn the Los Mi Gatitos, generating $6.5M.

Job Job Job Sahur Ritual

Spawns
Noo my Resume, orYess my Resume
Requires
4xJob Job Job Sahur
Event / weather
Job Application
Income change
-700k(Yess My Resume) or $+29.7m(Noo My Resume)/s

4 players need 4 Job Job Job Sahur each. You would need to place them around square hedges next to the Coin Shop, which would play the "Job" event and spawn either the Yess my Resume (99%) or Noo my Resume (1%), with Yess my Resume generating $2.1M/s & Noo My Resume $32.5M/s

Why rituals matter more after rebirth 16

Late rebirth requirements ask for brainrots that do not spawn on the carpet — several of them exist only as ritual or machine output. That is the point where organising four players in a formation stops being a party trick and becomes the cheapest route to the next multiplier.